Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

godlessondheimite:

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

taki-sensei:

letters-to-lgbt-kids:

My dear lgbt+ children, 

Seven years ago, my mother said having a gay child would be the worst thing that could ever happen to a parent and if one of her kids were gay, she couldn’t love them anymore. 

Yesterday, my mother sent me the link to a website about a lgbt+ christmas market and wrote “Your girlfriend would love this!”. 

People can change. Sometimes it just takes them a couple years.  

Stay hopeful. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom 

This needs to be bumped for my followers. Stay hopeful!

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th